Whilst I can’t even begin to imagine the target group for marketers of Ostrich eggs, I can say with confidence that they deserve a better story than either of these.
Choose from: “we couldn’t be bothered to package it” or “purveyors of ostrich eggs to a minor Royal”. Come on, show me that weird bird, or tell me how BIG it is, or how the hell to open it!!!

You’ve missed the point entirely here – they’re dumbing down the Ostrich Egg.
As a South African I could not agree more!! This does not do the big bird any justice!!